jolly winter cleanup (#251)

* ci: bump DeterminateSystems/nix-installer-action from 13 to 16

Bumps [DeterminateSystems/nix-installer-action](https://github.com/determinatesystems/nix-installer-action) from 13 to 16.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/determinatesystems/nix-installer-action/releases)
- [Commits](https://github.com/determinatesystems/nix-installer-action/compare/v13...v16)

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updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: DeterminateSystems/nix-installer-action
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-major
...

Signed-off-by: dependabot[bot] <[email protected]>

* crates: bump serde from 1.0.209 to 1.0.215

Bumps [serde](https://github.com/serde-rs/serde) from 1.0.209 to 1.0.215.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/serde-rs/serde/releases)
- [Commits](https://github.com/serde-rs/serde/compare/v1.0.209...v1.0.215)

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updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: serde
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-patch
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* crates: bump serde_json from 1.0.127 to 1.0.133

Bumps [serde_json](https://github.com/serde-rs/json) from 1.0.127 to 1.0.133.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/serde-rs/json/releases)
- [Commits](https://github.com/serde-rs/json/compare/v1.0.127...v1.0.133)

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updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: serde_json
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-patch
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* crates: bump tokio from 1.40.0 to 1.41.1

Bumps [tokio](https://github.com/tokio-rs/tokio) from 1.40.0 to 1.41.1.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/tokio-rs/tokio/releases)
- [Commits](https://github.com/tokio-rs/tokio/compare/tokio-1.40.0...tokio-1.41.1)

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updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: tokio
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-minor
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* crates: bump reqwest from 0.12.7 to 0.12.9

Bumps [reqwest](https://github.com/seanmonstar/reqwest) from 0.12.7 to 0.12.9.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/seanmonstar/reqwest/releases)
- [Changelog](https://github.com/seanmonstar/reqwest/blob/master/CHANGELOG.md)
- [Commits](https://github.com/seanmonstar/reqwest/compare/v0.12.7...v0.12.9)

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updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: reqwest
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-patch
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* nix: update flake.lock

* ci: bump DeterminateSystems/magic-nix-cache-action from 7 to 8

Bumps [DeterminateSystems/magic-nix-cache-action](https://github.com/determinatesystems/magic-nix-cache-action) from 7 to 8.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/determinatesystems/magic-nix-cache-action/releases)
- [Commits](https://github.com/determinatesystems/magic-nix-cache-action/compare/v7...v8)

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updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: DeterminateSystems/magic-nix-cache-action
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-major
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* treewide: debrand

* nix: adopt new darwin sdk

* nix: drop treefmt

* nix: misc formatting changes

* ci: cleanup

* nix: pass version info to static builds

* nix: mv {derivation,package}.nix

* eyre -> anyhow

* remove 2024 edition warnings

* format with rustfmt

* remove optional commands

* ci: don't include internal variables in job names

* nix: enable  for lto builds

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Co-authored-by: dependabot[bot] <49699333+dependabot[bot]@users.noreply.github.com>
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1 files changed, 32 insertions, 12 deletions

diff --git a/src/commands/general/random.rs b/src/commands/general/random.rs
index 094123b..053e4bb 100644
--- a/src/commands/general/random.rs
+++ b/src/commands/general/random.rs
@@ -1,22 +1,14 @@
-use crate::{client::Context, consts, http, utils};
+use crate::{client::Context, http, utils};
 
-use eyre::Result;
+use anyhow::Result;
+use rand::Rng;
 
-#[poise::command(slash_command, subcommands("lore", "teawie", "shiggy"))]
+#[poise::command(slash_command, subcommands("teawie", "shiggy", "uwu"))]
 #[allow(clippy::unused_async)]
 pub async fn random(_: Context<'_>) -> Result<()> {
 	Ok(())
 }
 
-/// Get a random piece of teawie lore!
-#[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
-pub async fn lore(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<()> {
-	let resp = utils::random_choice(consts::LORE)?;
-	ctx.say(resp).await?;
-
-	Ok(())
-}
-
 /// Get a random teawie
 #[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
 pub async fn teawie(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<()> {
@@ -34,3 +26,31 @@ pub async fn shiggy(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<()> {
 
 	Ok(())
 }
+
+/// Some uwu
+#[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
+pub async fn uwu(
+	ctx: Context<'_>,
+	#[description = "The amount of uwurandom to generate"]
+	#[min = 1]
+	#[max = 100]
+	length: Option<u16>,
+) -> Result<()> {
+	let length = length.unwrap_or(rand::thread_rng().gen_range(1..50));
+
+	let mut result = String::with_capacity(length as usize);
+	// ThreadRng is not Send(obviously), and rustc is slightly too paranoid about rng spilling to await point
+	// So calm it by constraining it to a block
+	{
+		let mut rng = rand::thread_rng();
+		let mut state_machine = uwurandom_rs::StateMachine::new(&mut rng);
+		for _ in 0..length {
+			let generated;
+			(state_machine, generated) = state_machine.generate(&mut rng);
+			result.push(generated);
+		}
+	}
+	ctx.say(result).await?;
+
+	Ok(())
+}