jolly winter cleanup (#251)

* ci: bump DeterminateSystems/nix-installer-action from 13 to 16

Bumps [DeterminateSystems/nix-installer-action](https://github.com/determinatesystems/nix-installer-action) from 13 to 16.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/determinatesystems/nix-installer-action/releases)
- [Commits](https://github.com/determinatesystems/nix-installer-action/compare/v13...v16)

---
updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: DeterminateSystems/nix-installer-action
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-major
...

Signed-off-by: dependabot[bot] <[email protected]>

* crates: bump serde from 1.0.209 to 1.0.215

Bumps [serde](https://github.com/serde-rs/serde) from 1.0.209 to 1.0.215.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/serde-rs/serde/releases)
- [Commits](https://github.com/serde-rs/serde/compare/v1.0.209...v1.0.215)

---
updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: serde
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-patch
...

Signed-off-by: dependabot[bot] <[email protected]>

* crates: bump serde_json from 1.0.127 to 1.0.133

Bumps [serde_json](https://github.com/serde-rs/json) from 1.0.127 to 1.0.133.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/serde-rs/json/releases)
- [Commits](https://github.com/serde-rs/json/compare/v1.0.127...v1.0.133)

---
updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: serde_json
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-patch
...

Signed-off-by: dependabot[bot] <[email protected]>

* crates: bump tokio from 1.40.0 to 1.41.1

Bumps [tokio](https://github.com/tokio-rs/tokio) from 1.40.0 to 1.41.1.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/tokio-rs/tokio/releases)
- [Commits](https://github.com/tokio-rs/tokio/compare/tokio-1.40.0...tokio-1.41.1)

---
updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: tokio
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-minor
...

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* crates: bump reqwest from 0.12.7 to 0.12.9

Bumps [reqwest](https://github.com/seanmonstar/reqwest) from 0.12.7 to 0.12.9.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/seanmonstar/reqwest/releases)
- [Changelog](https://github.com/seanmonstar/reqwest/blob/master/CHANGELOG.md)
- [Commits](https://github.com/seanmonstar/reqwest/compare/v0.12.7...v0.12.9)

---
updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: reqwest
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-patch
...

Signed-off-by: dependabot[bot] <[email protected]>

* nix: update flake.lock

* ci: bump DeterminateSystems/magic-nix-cache-action from 7 to 8

Bumps [DeterminateSystems/magic-nix-cache-action](https://github.com/determinatesystems/magic-nix-cache-action) from 7 to 8.
- [Release notes](https://github.com/determinatesystems/magic-nix-cache-action/releases)
- [Commits](https://github.com/determinatesystems/magic-nix-cache-action/compare/v7...v8)

---
updated-dependencies:
- dependency-name: DeterminateSystems/magic-nix-cache-action
  dependency-type: direct:production
  update-type: version-update:semver-major
...

Signed-off-by: dependabot[bot] <[email protected]>

* treewide: debrand

* nix: adopt new darwin sdk

* nix: drop treefmt

* nix: misc formatting changes

* ci: cleanup

* nix: pass version info to static builds

* nix: mv {derivation,package}.nix

* eyre -> anyhow

* remove 2024 edition warnings

* format with rustfmt

* remove optional commands

* ci: don't include internal variables in job names

* nix: enable  for lto builds

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Signed-off-by: dependabot[bot] <[email protected]>
Co-authored-by: dependabot[bot] <49699333+dependabot[bot]@users.noreply.github.com>
Co-authored-by: getchoo-bot[bot] <183349775+getchoo-bot[bot]@users.noreply.github.com>

8 files changed, 53 insertions, 33 deletions

diff --git a/src/commands/general/ask.rs b/src/commands/general/ask.rs
index 1300e97..8d83622 100644
--- a/src/commands/general/ask.rs
+++ b/src/commands/general/ask.rs
@@ -1,18 +1,18 @@
 use crate::{client::Context, consts, utils};
 
-use eyre::{Context as _, Result};
+use anyhow::{Context as _, Result};
 
-/// Ask teawie a question!
+/// Ask a question!
 #[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
 #[allow(clippy::no_effect_underscore_binding)]
 pub async fn ask(
 	ctx: Context<'_>,
 	#[rename = "question"]
-	#[description = "The question you want to ask teawie"]
+	#[description = "The question you want to ask"]
 	_question: String,
 ) -> Result<()> {
 	let resp = utils::random_choice(consts::RESPONSES)
-		.wrap_err("Couldn't choose from random responses!")?;
+		.context("Couldn't choose from random responses!")?;
 
 	ctx.say(resp).await?;
 	Ok(())
diff --git a/src/commands/general/bing.rs b/src/commands/general/bing.rs
index 28fdf0d..8390659 100644
--- a/src/commands/general/bing.rs
+++ b/src/commands/general/bing.rs
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 use crate::client::Context;
 
-use eyre::Result;
+use anyhow::Result;
 
 /// Make sure the wie is alive
 #[poise::command(prefix_command)]
diff --git a/src/commands/general/config.rs b/src/commands/general/config.rs
index 6adb78b..bdc102e 100644
--- a/src/commands/general/config.rs
+++ b/src/commands/general/config.rs
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ use crate::storage::settings::{Properties, Settings};
 
 use std::str::FromStr;
 
-use eyre::{OptionExt as _, Result};
+use anyhow::{Context as _, Result};
 use log::debug;
 use poise::serenity_prelude::{CreateEmbed, GuildChannel, ReactionType};
 use poise::{ChoiceParameter, CreateReply};
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@ pub async fn set(
 	#[description = "Minimum number of reactions a message needs to make it to the ReactBoard (defaults to 5)"]
 	reactboard_requirement: Option<u64>,
 	#[description = "Toggle ReactBoard"] reactboard_enabled: Option<bool>,
-	#[description = "Enables 'extra' commands like teawiespam and copypasta. Defaults to false."]
+	#[description = "Enables 'extra' commands like uwurandom. Defaults to false."]
 	optional_commands_enabled: Option<bool>,
 ) -> Result<()> {
 	if let Some(storage) = &ctx.data().storage {
@@ -152,7 +152,7 @@ pub async fn get(
 ) -> Result<()> {
 	let gid = &ctx
 		.guild_id()
-		.ok_or_eyre("Failed to get GuildId from context!")?;
+		.context("Failed to get GuildId from context!")?;
 
 	if let Some(storage) = &ctx.data().storage {
 		let settings = storage.get_guild_settings(gid).await?;
diff --git a/src/commands/general/convert.rs b/src/commands/general/convert.rs
index b5e7018..a736ccf 100644
--- a/src/commands/general/convert.rs
+++ b/src/commands/general/convert.rs
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 use crate::client::Context;
 
+use anyhow::Result;
 use bottomify::bottom;
-use eyre::Result;
 use poise::serenity_prelude::constants::MESSAGE_CODE_LIMIT;
 
 #[allow(clippy::unused_async)]
@@ -13,44 +13,44 @@ pub async fn convert(_: Context<'_>) -> Result<()> {
 	Ok(())
 }
 
-/// Ask teawie to convert °F to °C
+/// Convert °F to °C
 #[poise::command(slash_command)]
 pub async fn to_celsius(
 	ctx: Context<'_>,
-	#[description = "What teawie will convert"] degrees_fahrenheit: f32,
+	#[description = "What to convert"] degrees_fahrenheit: f32,
 ) -> Result<()> {
 	let temp = (degrees_fahrenheit - 32.0) * (5.0 / 9.0);
 	ctx.say(temp.to_string()).await?;
 	Ok(())
 }
 
-/// Ask teawie to convert °C to °F
+/// Convert °C to °F
 #[poise::command(slash_command)]
 pub async fn to_fahrenheit(
 	ctx: Context<'_>,
-	#[description = "What teawie will convert"] degrees_celsius: f32,
+	#[description = "What to convert"] degrees_celsius: f32,
 ) -> Result<()> {
 	let temp = (degrees_celsius * (9.0 / 5.0)) + 32.0;
 	ctx.say(temp.to_string()).await?;
 	Ok(())
 }
 
-/// Teawie will translate to bottom 🥺
+/// Translate to bottom 🥺
 #[poise::command(slash_command)]
 pub async fn to_bottom(
 	ctx: Context<'_>,
-	#[description = "What teawie will translate into bottom"] message: String,
+	#[description = "What to translate into bottom"] message: String,
 ) -> Result<()> {
 	let encoded = bottom::encode_string(&message);
 	ctx.say(encoded).await?;
 	Ok(())
 }
 
-/// Teawie will translate from bottom 🥸
+/// Translate from bottom 🥸
 #[poise::command(slash_command)]
 pub async fn from_bottom(
 	ctx: Context<'_>,
-	#[description = "What teawie will translate from bottom"] message: String,
+	#[description = "What to translate from bottom"] message: String,
 ) -> Result<()> {
 	let resp: String;
 
diff --git a/src/commands/general/emoji.rs b/src/commands/general/emoji.rs
index bbae0b5..d91b50c 100644
--- a/src/commands/general/emoji.rs
+++ b/src/commands/general/emoji.rs
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 use crate::{client::Context, consts::Colors};
 
-use eyre::Result;
+use anyhow::Result;
 use poise::{
 	serenity_prelude::{CreateEmbed, Emoji},
 	CreateReply,
diff --git a/src/commands/general/pfp.rs b/src/commands/general/pfp.rs
index 34ae795..9040b9b 100644
--- a/src/commands/general/pfp.rs
+++ b/src/commands/general/pfp.rs
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 use crate::{client::Context, consts::Colors};
 
-use eyre::Result;
+use anyhow::Result;
 use poise::{
 	serenity_prelude::{CreateEmbed, User},
 	CreateReply,
diff --git a/src/commands/general/random.rs b/src/commands/general/random.rs
index 094123b..053e4bb 100644
--- a/src/commands/general/random.rs
+++ b/src/commands/general/random.rs
@@ -1,22 +1,14 @@
-use crate::{client::Context, consts, http, utils};
+use crate::{client::Context, http, utils};
 
-use eyre::Result;
+use anyhow::Result;
+use rand::Rng;
 
-#[poise::command(slash_command, subcommands("lore", "teawie", "shiggy"))]
+#[poise::command(slash_command, subcommands("teawie", "shiggy", "uwu"))]
 #[allow(clippy::unused_async)]
 pub async fn random(_: Context<'_>) -> Result<()> {
 	Ok(())
 }
 
-/// Get a random piece of teawie lore!
-#[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
-pub async fn lore(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<()> {
-	let resp = utils::random_choice(consts::LORE)?;
-	ctx.say(resp).await?;
-
-	Ok(())
-}
-
 /// Get a random teawie
 #[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
 pub async fn teawie(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<()> {
@@ -34,3 +26,31 @@ pub async fn shiggy(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<()> {
 
 	Ok(())
 }
+
+/// Some uwu
+#[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
+pub async fn uwu(
+	ctx: Context<'_>,
+	#[description = "The amount of uwurandom to generate"]
+	#[min = 1]
+	#[max = 100]
+	length: Option<u16>,
+) -> Result<()> {
+	let length = length.unwrap_or(rand::thread_rng().gen_range(1..50));
+
+	let mut result = String::with_capacity(length as usize);
+	// ThreadRng is not Send(obviously), and rustc is slightly too paranoid about rng spilling to await point
+	// So calm it by constraining it to a block
+	{
+		let mut rng = rand::thread_rng();
+		let mut state_machine = uwurandom_rs::StateMachine::new(&mut rng);
+		for _ in 0..length {
+			let generated;
+			(state_machine, generated) = state_machine.generate(&mut rng);
+			result.push(generated);
+		}
+	}
+	ctx.say(result).await?;
+
+	Ok(())
+}
diff --git a/src/commands/general/version.rs b/src/commands/general/version.rs
index bdf6805..34513fc 100644
--- a/src/commands/general/version.rs
+++ b/src/commands/general/version.rs
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ use crate::{client::Context, consts::Colors};
 
 use std::env::consts::{ARCH, OS};
 
-use eyre::Result;
+use anyhow::Result;
 use poise::{serenity_prelude::CreateEmbed, CreateReply};
 
 /// Get version info
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ pub async fn version(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<()> {
 	let revision_url = format!(
 		"[{}]({}/tree/{})",
 		sha,
-		option_env!("CARGO_PKG_REPOSITORY").unwrap_or("https://github.com/getchoo/teawieBot"),
+		option_env!("CARGO_PKG_REPOSITORY").unwrap_or("https://github.com/getchoo/chill"),
 		sha,
 	);