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diff --git a/src/copypastas/egrill.txt b/src/copypastas/egrill.txt index e492a92..02919b8 100644 --- a/src/copypastas/egrill.txt +++ b/src/copypastas/egrill.txt @@ -1 +1 @@ -So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. “fuck, Fuck!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school? +Everyone jokes about grilling, but they all forget about people like me. I have existed in a constant state of grilling since a BBQ in 1997. I have been attending this charcoal grill for twenty-two years. Do you genuinely think I can make time to argue about politics? Don't make me laugh. I have been flipping this exact burger for a third of my life. It's been decades why is it still raw. It's literally not cooking and I'm not allowed to leave. It's been over a fucking a flame for 22 years and it's still fucking frozen. What fucking vengeful god cursed me with this. help |