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diff --git a/src/moyai_bot/lib.py b/src/moyai_bot/lib.py index c7ec164..7ba0864 100644 --- a/src/moyai_bot/lib.py +++ b/src/moyai_bot/lib.py @@ -16,6 +16,47 @@ def get_random_response(moyai): "moyai", "i like y***", "fard", + "OH MY GOD ITS 3 IN THE MORNING AND IM IN MCDONALDS AND WE JUST " + + "FOUND OUT THAT WHEN U PULL UP IN MCDONALDS AT 3 AM YOU CAN BUY THE " + + "AMONG US HAPPY MEAL WITH A TOY IN IT WHICH IS EITHER THE IMPOSTOR OR " + + + "THE CREWMATE AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AMONG US IS YOU MUST BE MUST " + + + "REALLY BE LIVING UNDER A ROCK ITS AN AWESOME GAME WITH IMPOSTORS AND " + + + "CREWMATES AND BASICALLY THE IMPOSTOR TRIES TO SABOTAGE THE WHOLE GAME " + + + "AND THE CREWMATES NEED TO STOP HIM BUT APPARENTLY WHEN YOU PURCHASE " + + "THE AMONG US HAPPY MEAL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPENS", + "Tick-tock \n Heavy like a Brinks truck \n Looking like I'm tip-top \n" + + + "Shining like a wristwatch \n Time will grab your wrist \n Lock it down " + + + "'til the thing pop \n Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring " + + "stop? \n Please, God", + "HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD SUS???π³1?/1π±//1π³/1111!!!! Wait, " + + + "you don't know what it is from?π³π³π³Let πgive you a brief r/history. π" + + + "πππ¨βπIf you didn't r/knowyourshit, the r/term sus(suspicious) is a" + + "saying from the r/popular r/game r/AmongUs. Among us is so funπ ππ, " + + + "don't insult it, every youtuber and streamer says so!!!!!!!11 Corpses " + + + "voice is so deep am i right or am i rightπ³π³????? I mean Mr beast and " + + + "Dream play and pull big π§ 1000000000000 iq moves in their videos..... " + + + "YOU WERE THE IMPOSTER.... ΰΆ ΰΆ ΰΆ Get it because you don't know what sus " + + + "means? r/stupidquestions r/youranidot r/stupidcuck. I CAnT BELEeVE " + + "YOUU dont KNoW WHT SUS MeaNS?/??!??!?!!πππππ Man why do i have to " + + "r/explain this to a r/idiotπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπππ... Sus is a GREAT WORD from a GREAT " + + + "VIDEO GAME. in class, YOU CAN PLAY IT ON YOUR PHONEππππππ**??!?!?** " + + + "such a masterpiece... FOR THE GREAT PRICE OF FREE!!!11!π°π°π€π€π€π€ππππ°π° It " + + "can also mean gay π³π³π³π³", str(discord.utils.get(moyai.emojis, name="moyai")), ] return random.choice(responses) |