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| -rw-r--r-- | src/moyai_bot/copypastas/IfuckedADVD.txt | 1 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | src/moyai_bot/copypastas/amogus_sus.txt | 3 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | src/moyai_bot/copypastas/egrill.txt | 1 |
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diff --git a/src/moyai_bot/copypastas/IfuckedADVD.txt b/src/moyai_bot/copypastas/IfuckedADVD.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4c4e848 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/moyai_bot/copypastas/IfuckedADVD.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
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