18 files changed, 407 insertions, 560 deletions

diff --git a/src/api/guzzle.rs b/src/api/guzzle.rs
index a13243d..6d1e41b 100644
--- a/src/api/guzzle.rs
+++ b/src/api/guzzle.rs
@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
 use crate::api::REQWEST_CLIENT;
+use crate::Error;
+
 use reqwest::StatusCode;
 use serde::{Deserialize, Serialize};
 
@@ -9,22 +11,22 @@ struct GuzzleResponse {
 
 const GUZZLE: &str = "https://api.mydadleft.me";
 
-pub async fn get_random_teawie() -> String {
-	let endpoint = "get_random_teawie";
+pub async fn get_random_teawie() -> Result<String, Error> {
+	let endpoint = "/get_random_teawie";
+
 	let req = REQWEST_CLIENT
-		.get(format!("{GUZZLE}/{endpoint}"))
+		.get(format!("{GUZZLE}{endpoint}"))
 		.build()
 		.unwrap();
-	let resp = REQWEST_CLIENT.execute(req).await.unwrap(); // why did i have to own
-													   // this constant? i have
-													   // no idea!
-	let err_msg = "couldn't get a teawie";
 
-	match resp.status() {
-		StatusCode::OK => match resp.json::<GuzzleResponse>().await {
-			Ok(data) => data.url,
-			Err(why) => format!("{} ({:?})", err_msg, why),
-		},
-		other => format!("{} ({:?})", err_msg, other),
+	let resp = REQWEST_CLIENT.execute(req).await.unwrap();
+
+	if let StatusCode::OK = resp.status() {
+		match resp.json::<GuzzleResponse>().await {
+			Ok(data) => Ok(data.url),
+			Err(why) => Err(Box::new(why)),
+		}
+	} else {
+		Err(resp.status().to_string().into())
 	}
 }
diff --git a/src/api/shiggy.rs b/src/api/shiggy.rs
index 0e9fd19..97895d9 100644
--- a/src/api/shiggy.rs
+++ b/src/api/shiggy.rs
@@ -1,29 +1,26 @@
 use crate::api::REQWEST_CLIENT;
+use crate::Error;
 use reqwest::StatusCode;
 use serde::Deserialize;
 
 const URL: &str = "https://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/random.json?tags=kemomimi-chan_(naga_u)+naga_u&only=file_url";
-const ERROR_MSG: &str = "couldn't get a shiggy";
 
 #[derive(Deserialize)]
 struct SafebooruResponse {
 	file_url: String,
 }
 
-pub async fn get_random_shiggy() -> String {
-	let resp = match REQWEST_CLIENT
-		.execute(REQWEST_CLIENT.get(URL).build().unwrap())
-		.await
-	{
-		Ok(r) => r,
-		Err(e) => return format!("{} ({:?})", ERROR_MSG, e),
-	};
+pub async fn get_random_shiggy() -> Result<String, Error> {
+	let req = REQWEST_CLIENT.get(URL).build().unwrap();
 
-	match resp.status() {
-		StatusCode::OK => match resp.json::<SafebooruResponse>().await {
-			Ok(sr) => sr.file_url,
-			Err(e) => format!("{} ({:?})", ERROR_MSG, e),
-		},
-		other => format!("{} ({:?})", ERROR_MSG, other),
+	let resp = REQWEST_CLIENT.execute(req).await.unwrap();
+
+	if let StatusCode::OK = resp.status() {
+		match resp.json::<SafebooruResponse>().await {
+			Ok(data) => Ok(data.file_url),
+			Err(why) => Err(Box::new(why)),
+		}
+	} else {
+		Err(resp.status().to_string().into())
 	}
 }
diff --git a/src/commands/ask.rs b/src/commands/ask.rs
index b0b24f3..5075b9d 100644
--- a/src/commands/ask.rs
+++ b/src/commands/ask.rs
@@ -1,21 +1,23 @@
-use crate::utils;
-use serenity::builder::CreateApplicationCommand;
-use serenity::model::prelude::command::CommandOptionType;
-use serenity::model::prelude::interaction::application_command::CommandDataOption;
+use crate::consts;
+use crate::utils::random_choice;
+use crate::{Context, Error};
 
-pub fn run(_: &[CommandDataOption]) -> String {
-	utils::get_random_response()
-}
-
-pub fn register(command: &mut CreateApplicationCommand) -> &mut CreateApplicationCommand {
-	command
-		.name("ask")
-		.description("ask lord teawie a question and they shall respond")
-		.create_option(|option| {
-			option
-				.name("question")
-				.description("the question you want to ask teawie")
-				.kind(CommandOptionType::String)
-				.required(true)
-		})
+/// ask teawie a question!
+#[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
+pub async fn ask(
+	ctx: Context<'_>,
+	#[description = "the question you want to ask teawie"]
+	#[rename = "question"]
+	_question: String,
+) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	match random_choice(consts::RESPONSES) {
+		Ok(resp) => {
+			ctx.say(resp).await?;
+			Ok(())
+		}
+		Err(why) => {
+			ctx.say("idk").await?;
+			Err(why)
+		}
+	}
 }
diff --git a/src/commands/bing.rs b/src/commands/bing.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ed91bb3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/commands/bing.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+use crate::{Context, Error};
+
+/// make sure the wie is alive
+#[poise::command(prefix_command)]
+pub async fn bing(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	ctx.say("bong!").await?;
+	Ok(())
+}
diff --git a/src/commands/bottom.rs b/src/commands/bottom.rs
index dbe74b9..d38c4b8 100644
--- a/src/commands/bottom.rs
+++ b/src/commands/bottom.rs
@@ -1,70 +1,42 @@
-use crate::utils::{bottom_decode, bottom_encode};
-use serenity::builder::CreateApplicationCommand;
-use serenity::model::prelude::command::CommandOptionType;
-use serenity::model::prelude::interaction::application_command::{
-	CommandDataOption, CommandDataOptionValue,
-};
+use crate::{Context, Error};
+use bottomify::bottom::{decode_string, encode_string};
 
-pub fn run(options: &[CommandDataOption]) -> String {
-	let err = "failed to get nested option in";
-
-	let data = options
-		.get(0)
-		.unwrap_or_else(|| panic!("{} {:?}", err, options));
+fn decode_sync(s: &str) -> Result<String, bottomify::bottom::TranslationError> {
+	decode_string(&s)
+}
 
-	// get subcommand to decide whether to encode/decode
-	let subcommand = data.name.as_str();
+#[poise::command(slash_command, subcommands("encode", "decode"))]
+pub async fn bottom(_ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	Ok(())
+}
 
-	// TODO: this is horrendous
-	// get message content
-	let option = data
-		.options
-		.get(0)
-		.unwrap_or_else(|| panic!("{} {:?}", err, data))
-		.resolved
-		.as_ref()
-		.expect("failed to resolve string!"); // this is annoying
+/// teawie will translate to bottom 🥺
+#[poise::command(slash_command)]
+pub async fn encode(
+	ctx: Context<'_>,
+	#[description = "what teawie will translate into bottom"] message: String,
+) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	let encoded = encode_string(&message);
+	ctx.say(encoded).await?;
+	Ok(())
+}
 
-	if let CommandDataOptionValue::String(msg) = option {
-		match subcommand {
-			"encode" => bottom_encode(msg),
-			"decode" => bottom_decode(msg),
-			_ => "something went wrong :(".to_owned(),
+/// teawie will translate from bottom 🥸
+#[poise::command(slash_command)]
+pub async fn decode(
+	ctx: Context<'_>,
+	#[description = "what teawie will translate from bottom"] message: String,
+) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	let d = decode_sync(&message);
+	match d {
+		Ok(decoded) => {
+			ctx.say(decoded).await?;
+			Ok(())
+		}
+		Err(why) => {
+			ctx.say("couldn't decode that for you, i'm sowwy!! :((".to_string())
+				.await?;
+			Err(Box::new(why))
 		}
-	} else {
-		"did you forget to enter a message?".to_owned()
 	}
 }
-
-pub fn register(command: &mut CreateApplicationCommand) -> &mut CreateApplicationCommand {
-	command
-		.name("bottom")
-		.description("teawie will translate something to/from bottom for you 🥺")
-		// nesting...so much nesting
-		.create_option(|option| {
-			option
-				.name("encode")
-				.description("teawie will encode a message in bottom for you 🥺")
-				.kind(CommandOptionType::SubCommand)
-				.create_sub_option(|suboption| {
-					suboption
-						.name("content")
-						.description("what teawie will translate into bottom")
-						.kind(CommandOptionType::String)
-						.required(true)
-				})
-		})
-		.create_option(|option| {
-			option
-				.name("decode")
-				.description("teawie will decode a message in bottom for you 🥸")
-				.kind(CommandOptionType::SubCommand)
-				.create_sub_option(|suboption| {
-					suboption
-						.name("content")
-						.description("what teawie will translate from bottom")
-						.kind(CommandOptionType::String)
-						.required(true)
-				})
-		})
-}
diff --git a/src/commands/convert.rs b/src/commands/convert.rs
index 8f8c424..c7e09c9 100644
--- a/src/commands/convert.rs
+++ b/src/commands/convert.rs
@@ -1,70 +1,28 @@
-use crate::utils;
-use serenity::builder::CreateApplicationCommand;
-use serenity::model::prelude::command::CommandOptionType;
-use serenity::model::prelude::interaction::application_command::{
-	CommandDataOption, CommandDataOptionValue,
-};
+use crate::{Context, Error};
 
-pub fn run(options: &[CommandDataOption]) -> String {
-	let err = "couldn't get convert subcommand!";
-	let data = options
-		.get(0)
-		.unwrap_or_else(|| panic!("{} {:?}", err, options));
-	let subcommand = data.name.as_str();
-	// get message content
-	let option = data
-		.options
-		.get(0)
-		.unwrap_or_else(|| panic!("{} {:?}", err, data))
-		.resolved
-		.as_ref()
-		.expect("failed to resolve string!");
-
-	let temp = if let &CommandDataOptionValue::Number(number) = option {
-		match subcommand {
-			"fahrenheit" => Some(utils::celsius_to_fahrenheit(number)),
-			"celsius" => Some(utils::fahrenheit_to_celsius(number)),
-			_ => None,
-		}
-	} else {
-		None
-	};
+#[poise::command(slash_command, subcommands("to_fahrenheit", "to_celsius"))]
+pub async fn convert(_ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	Ok(())
+}
 
-	if let Some(temp) = temp {
-		format!("{temp:.2}")
-	} else {
-		"couldn't figure it out oops".to_owned()
-	}
+/// ask teawie to convert °F to °C
+#[poise::command(slash_command)]
+pub async fn to_celsius(
+	ctx: Context<'_>,
+	#[description = "what teawie will convert"] degrees_fahrenheit: f32,
+) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	let temp = (degrees_fahrenheit - 32.0) * (5.0 / 9.0);
+	ctx.say(temp.to_string()).await?;
+	Ok(())
 }
 
-pub fn register(command: &mut CreateApplicationCommand) -> &mut CreateApplicationCommand {
-	command
-		.name("convertto")
-		.description("ask teawie to convert something for you")
-		.create_option(|option| {
-			option
-				.name("fahrenheit")
-				.description("ask teawie to convert celsius to fahrenheit")
-				.kind(CommandOptionType::SubCommand)
-				.create_sub_option(|suboption| {
-					suboption
-						.name("degrees_celsius")
-						.description("what teawie will convert")
-						.kind(CommandOptionType::Number)
-						.required(true)
-				})
-		})
-		.create_option(|option| {
-			option
-				.name("celsius")
-				.description("ask teawie to convert fahrenheit to celsius")
-				.kind(CommandOptionType::SubCommand)
-				.create_sub_option(|suboption| {
-					suboption
-						.name("degrees_fahrenheit")
-						.description("what teawie will convert")
-						.kind(CommandOptionType::Number)
-						.required(true)
-				})
-		})
+/// ask teawie to convert °C to °F
+#[poise::command(slash_command)]
+pub async fn to_fahrenheit(
+	ctx: Context<'_>,
+	#[description = "what teawie will convert"] degrees_celsius: f32,
+) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	let temp = (degrees_celsius * (9.0 / 5.0)) + 32.0;
+	ctx.say(temp.to_string()).await?;
+	Ok(())
 }
diff --git a/src/commands/copypasta.rs b/src/commands/copypasta.rs
index 670a5df..dcff558 100644
--- a/src/commands/copypasta.rs
+++ b/src/commands/copypasta.rs
@@ -1,64 +1,71 @@
 use crate::utils;
-use serenity::builder::CreateApplicationCommand;
-use serenity::http::client::Http;
-use serenity::model::id::ChannelId;
-use serenity::model::prelude::command::CommandOptionType;
-use serenity::model::prelude::interaction::application_command::{
-	CommandDataOption, CommandDataOptionValue,
-};
-use std::sync::Arc;
+use crate::{Context, Error};
+use include_dir::{include_dir, Dir};
+use log::*;
+use std::collections::HashMap;
 
-pub async fn run(options: &[CommandDataOption], channel_id: ChannelId, http: &Arc<Http>) -> String {
-	let err_msg = "expected a copypasta";
-	let option = options
-		.get(0)
-		.expect(err_msg)
-		.resolved
-		.as_ref()
-		.expect(err_msg);
+const FILES: Dir = include_dir!("src/copypastas");
 
-	if let CommandDataOptionValue::String(copypasta) = option {
-		let replies = utils::get_copypasta(copypasta);
-
-		if replies.len() > 1 {
-			for reply in replies {
-				let resp = channel_id.send_message(&http, |m| m.content(reply)).await;
+#[allow(clippy::upper_case_acronyms)]
+#[derive(Debug, poise::ChoiceParameter)]
+pub enum Copypastas {
+	Astral,
+	DVD,
+	Egrill,
+	HappyMeal,
+	//Ismah,
+	Sus,
+	TickTock,
+	Twitter,
+}
 
-				match resp {
-					Ok(_) => continue,
-					Err(why) => {
-						println!("couldn't send message: {:?}", why);
-						return "something went wrong!".to_string();
-					}
-				}
-			}
-			return "here's your copypasta:".to_string(); // yes this causes the
-			                                 // application to not respond.
-			                                 // no i don't care.
+impl Copypastas {
+	fn as_str(&self) -> &str {
+		match self {
+			Copypastas::Astral => "astral",
+			Copypastas::DVD => "dvd",
+			Copypastas::Egrill => "egrill",
+			Copypastas::HappyMeal => "happymeal",
+			//Copypastas::Ismah => "ismah",
+			Copypastas::Sus => "sus",
+			Copypastas::TickTock => "ticktock",
+			Copypastas::Twitter => "twitter",
 		}
-		return replies[0].to_string();
+	}
+}
+
+fn get_copypasta(name: Copypastas) -> String {
+	let mut files: HashMap<&str, &str> = HashMap::new();
+
+	for file in FILES.files() {
+		let name = file.path().file_stem().unwrap().to_str().unwrap();
+
+		let contents = file.contents_utf8().unwrap();
+
+		// refer to files by their name w/o extension
+		files.insert(name, contents);
 	}
 
-	"couldn't find a copypasta".to_string()
+	if files.contains_key(name.as_str()) {
+		files[name.as_str()].to_string()
+	} else {
+		format!("i don't have a copypasta named {name} :(")
+	}
 }
 
-pub fn register(command: &mut CreateApplicationCommand) -> &mut CreateApplicationCommand {
-	command
-		.name("copypasta")
-		.description("send funni copypasta")
-		.create_option(|option| {
-			option
-				.name("copypasta")
-				.description("the copypasta you want to send")
-				.kind(CommandOptionType::String)
-				.required(true)
-				.add_string_choice("astral", "astral")
-				.add_string_choice("dvd", "dvd")
-				.add_string_choice("egrill", "egrill")
-				.add_string_choice("happymeal", "happymeal")
-				.add_string_choice("ismah", "ismah")
-				.add_string_choice("sus", "sus")
-				.add_string_choice("ticktock", "ticktock")
-				.add_string_choice("twitter", "twitter")
-		})
+/// ask teawie to send funni copypasta
+#[poise::command(slash_command)]
+pub async fn copypasta(
+	ctx: Context<'_>,
+	#[description = "the copypasta you want to send"] copypasta: Copypastas,
+) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	let gid = ctx.guild_id().unwrap_or_default();
+	if !utils::is_guild_allowed(gid) {
+		info!("not running copypasta command in {gid}");
+		return Ok(());
+	}
+
+	ctx.say(get_copypasta(copypasta)).await?;
+
+	Ok(())
 }
diff --git a/src/commands/mod.rs b/src/commands/mod.rs
index 1640707..fe536c1 100644
--- a/src/commands/mod.rs
+++ b/src/commands/mod.rs
@@ -1,7 +1,9 @@
 pub mod ask;
+pub mod bing;
 pub mod bottom;
 pub mod convert;
 pub mod copypasta;
 pub mod random_lore;
 pub mod random_shiggy;
 pub mod random_teawie;
+pub mod teawiespam;
diff --git a/src/commands/random_lore.rs b/src/commands/random_lore.rs
index b07660e..875a35e 100644
--- a/src/commands/random_lore.rs
+++ b/src/commands/random_lore.rs
@@ -1,13 +1,16 @@
-use crate::utils::get_random_lore;
-use serenity::builder::CreateApplicationCommand;
-use serenity::model::prelude::interaction::application_command::CommandDataOption;
+use crate::{consts, utils, Context, Error};
 
-pub fn run(_: &[CommandDataOption]) -> String {
-	get_random_lore()
-}
-
-pub fn register(command: &mut CreateApplicationCommand) -> &mut CreateApplicationCommand {
-	command
-		.name("random_lore")
-		.description("get a random piece of teawie lore!")
+/// get a random piece of teawie lore!
+#[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
+pub async fn random_lore(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	match utils::random_choice(consts::LORE) {
+		Ok(resp) => {
+			ctx.say(resp).await?;
+			Ok(())
+		}
+		Err(why) => {
+			ctx.say("i can't think of any right now :(").await?;
+			Err(why)
+		}
+	}
 }
diff --git a/src/commands/random_shiggy.rs b/src/commands/random_shiggy.rs
index c6aa6de..e509a71 100644
--- a/src/commands/random_shiggy.rs
+++ b/src/commands/random_shiggy.rs
@@ -1,13 +1,17 @@
 use crate::api::shiggy::get_random_shiggy;
-use serenity::builder::CreateApplicationCommand;
-use serenity::model::prelude::application_command::CommandDataOption;
+use crate::{Context, Error};
 
-pub async fn run(_: &[CommandDataOption]) -> String {
-	get_random_shiggy().await
-}
-
-pub fn register(command: &mut CreateApplicationCommand) -> &mut CreateApplicationCommand {
-	command
-		.name("random_shiggy")
-		.description("get a random shiggy!")
+/// get a random shiggy
+#[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
+pub async fn random_shiggy(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	match get_random_shiggy().await {
+		Ok(resp) => {
+			ctx.say(resp).await?;
+			Ok(())
+		}
+		Err(why) => {
+			ctx.say("i can't get a shiggy right now :(").await?;
+			Err(why)
+		}
+	}
 }
diff --git a/src/commands/random_teawie.rs b/src/commands/random_teawie.rs
index b3c433d..8dcc76b 100644
--- a/src/commands/random_teawie.rs
+++ b/src/commands/random_teawie.rs
@@ -1,13 +1,17 @@
 use crate::api::guzzle::get_random_teawie;
-use serenity::builder::CreateApplicationCommand;
-use serenity::model::prelude::interaction::application_command::CommandDataOption;
+use crate::{Context, Error};
 
-pub async fn run(_: &[CommandDataOption]) -> String {
-	get_random_teawie().await
-}
-
-pub fn register(command: &mut CreateApplicationCommand) -> &mut CreateApplicationCommand {
-	command
-		.name("random_teawie")
-		.description("get a random teawie!")
+/// get a random teawie
+#[poise::command(prefix_command, slash_command)]
+pub async fn random_teawie(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	match get_random_teawie().await {
+		Ok(resp) => {
+			ctx.say(resp).await?;
+			Ok(())
+		}
+		Err(why) => {
+			ctx.say("i'm too lazy to send a selfie").await?;
+			Err(why)
+		}
+	}
 }
diff --git a/src/commands/teawiespam.rs b/src/commands/teawiespam.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4964e90
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/commands/teawiespam.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+use crate::utils;
+use crate::{Context, Error};
+use log::*;
+
+/// teawie will spam you.
+#[poise::command(slash_command, prefix_command)]
+pub async fn teawiespam(ctx: Context<'_>) -> Result<(), Error> {
+	let gid = ctx.guild_id().unwrap_or_default();
+	if !utils::is_guild_allowed(gid) {
+		info!("not running copypasta command in {gid}");
+		return Ok(());
+	}
+
+	let wies = "<:teawiesmile:1056438046440042546>".repeat(50);
+	ctx.say(wies).await?;
+	Ok(())
+}
diff --git a/src/consts.rs b/src/consts.rs
index b108f34..27a70bc 100644
--- a/src/consts.rs
+++ b/src/consts.rs
@@ -1,3 +1,8 @@
+use poise::serenity_prelude::{GuildId, UserId};
+
+pub const TEAWIE_GUILD: GuildId = GuildId(1055663552679137310);
+pub const BOT: UserId = UserId(1056467120986271764);
+
 pub const TEAMOJIS: [&str; 15] = [
 	"<:teawiecry:1056438041872433303>",
 	"<:teawiederp:1056438043109757018>",
diff --git a/src/handler/events.rs b/src/handler/events.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d971b25
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/handler/events.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+use crate::handler::Handler;
+use log::*;
+use poise::async_trait;
+use poise::serenity_prelude::{ChannelPinsUpdateEvent, Context, EventHandler, Message};
+
+#[async_trait]
+impl EventHandler for Handler {
+	async fn message(&self, ctx: Context, msg: Message) {
+		if self.should_echo(&msg) {
+			let send = msg.reply(&ctx, &msg.content);
+			if let Err(why) = send.await {
+				error!("error when replying to {:?}: {:?}", msg.content, why);
+			}
+		}
+	}
+
+	async fn channel_pins_update(&self, ctx: Context, pin: ChannelPinsUpdateEvent) {
+		let Some(pin_board) = &self.data.pin_board else {
+			return;
+		};
+
+		pin_board.handle_pin(&ctx, &pin).await;
+	}
+}
diff --git a/src/handler/mod.rs b/src/handler/mod.rs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7f7c881
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/handler/mod.rs
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+use crate::utils;
+use crate::{consts, Data};
+use log::*;
+
+use poise::serenity_prelude::Message;
+
+mod events;
+
+pub struct Handler {
+	data: Data,
+}
+
+impl Handler {
+	pub fn new(data: Data) -> Self {
+		Self { data }
+	}
+
+	fn should_echo(&self, msg: &Message) -> bool {
+		let gid = msg.guild_id.unwrap_or_default();
+		if msg.author.id == self.data.bot || !utils::is_guild_allowed(gid) {
+			info!("not running copypasta command in {gid}");
+			return false;
+		}
+
+		let content = &msg.content;
+
+		content == "🗿"
+			|| consts::TEAMOJIS.contains(&content.as_str())
+			|| content.to_ascii_lowercase() == "moyai"
+			|| content
+				.to_ascii_lowercase()
+				.contains("twitter's recommendation algorithm")
+	}
+}
diff --git a/src/main.rs b/src/main.rs
index 51f0f3c..d4914e9 100644
--- a/src/main.rs
+++ b/src/main.rs
@@ -1,232 +1,115 @@
-use once_cell::sync::Lazy;
-use serenity::async_trait;
-use serenity::framework::standard::macros::{command, group};
-use serenity::framework::standard::{CommandResult, StandardFramework};
-use serenity::model::application::command::Command;
-use serenity::model::prelude::*;
-use serenity::prelude::*;
-use utils::parse_snowflake_from_env;
+use std::time::Duration;
+use std::{env, error};
 
+use crate::commands::*;
+use crate::consts::*;
 use crate::pinboard::PinBoard;
-use crate::utils::parse_snowflakes_from_env;
+use log::*;
+use poise::serenity_prelude as serentiy;
+use poise::serenity_prelude::*;
 
 mod api;
 mod commands;
 mod consts;
+mod handler;
 mod pinboard;
 mod utils;
 
-const TEAWIE_GUILD: GuildId = GuildId(1055663552679137310);
-const BOT: UserId = UserId(1056467120986271764);
+type Error = Box<dyn error::Error + Send + Sync>;
+type Context<'a> = poise::Context<'a, Data, Error>;
 
-fn is_guild_allowed(gid: GuildId) -> bool {
-	// Had to be global state because Serenity doesn't allow you to store
-	// extra state in frameworks
-	static ALLOWED_GUILDS: Lazy<Vec<GuildId>> = Lazy::new(|| {
-		parse_snowflakes_from_env("ALLOWED_GUILDS", GuildId)
-			.unwrap_or_else(|| vec![TEAWIE_GUILD, GuildId(1091969030694375444)])
-	});
-
-	ALLOWED_GUILDS.contains(&gid)
+#[derive(Clone)]
+pub struct Data {
+	bot: serentiy::UserId,
+	pin_board: Option<PinBoard>,
 }
 
-#[group]
-#[commands(bing, ask, random_lore, random_teawie, teawiespam)]
-struct General;
-
-struct Handler {
-	bot: UserId,
-	pin_board: Option<PinBoard>,
+impl Default for Data {
+	fn default() -> Self {
+		Self::new()
+	}
 }
 
-impl Handler {
+impl Data {
 	pub fn new() -> Self {
-		let bot = parse_snowflake_from_env("BOT", UserId).unwrap_or(BOT);
+		let bot = utils::parse_snowflake_from_env("BOT", UserId).unwrap_or(consts::BOT);
 		let pin_board = PinBoard::new();
 
 		Self { bot, pin_board }
 	}
-	fn should_echo(&self, msg: &Message) -> bool {
-		// Don't echo to anything we posted ourselves, and don't echo at all unless on certain
-		// servers
-		if msg.author.id == self.bot || !is_guild_allowed(msg.guild_id.unwrap_or_default()) {
-			return false;
-		}
-
-		let content = &msg.content;
-
-		content == "🗿"
-			|| consts::TEAMOJIS.contains(&content.as_str())
-			|| content.to_ascii_lowercase() == "moyai"
-			|| content
-				.to_ascii_lowercase()
-				.contains("twitter's recommendation algorithm")
-	}
 }
 
-#[async_trait]
-impl EventHandler for Handler {
-	/*
-	 * echo some messages when they're sent
-	 */
-	async fn message(&self, ctx: Context, msg: Message) {
-		if self.should_echo(&msg) {
-			let send = msg.reply(&ctx, &msg.content);
-			if let Err(why) = send.await {
-				println!("error when replying to {:?}: {:?}", msg.content, why);
-			}
+async fn on_error(error: poise::FrameworkError<'_, Data, Error>) {
+	match error {
+		poise::FrameworkError::Setup { error, .. } => panic!("failed to start bot: {error:?}"),
+		poise::FrameworkError::Command { error, ctx } => {
+			error!("error in command {}: {:?}", ctx.command().name, error);
 		}
-	}
-
-	async fn channel_pins_update(&self, ctx: Context, pin: ChannelPinsUpdateEvent) {
-		let Some(pin_board) = &self.pin_board else {
-			return;
-		};
-
-		println!(
-			"audit log: {:#?}",
-			pin.guild_id
-				.unwrap()
-				.audit_logs(
-					&ctx.http,
-					Some(Action::Message(MessageAction::Pin).num()),
-					None,
-					None,
-					Some(1),
-				)
-				.await
-		);
-		pin_board.handle_pin(&ctx, &pin).await;
-	}
-
-	async fn interaction_create(&self, ctx: Context, interaction: Interaction) {
-		if let Interaction::ApplicationCommand(command) = interaction {
-			println!("Received command interaction: {command:#?}");
-			let content = match command.data.name.as_str() {
-				"ask" => commands::ask::run(&command.data.options),
-				"bottom" => commands::bottom::run(&command.data.options),
-				"convertto" => commands::convert::run(&command.data.options),
-				"copypasta" => {
-					commands::copypasta::run(&command.data.options, command.channel_id, &ctx.http)
-						.await
-				}
-				"random_lore" => commands::random_lore::run(&command.data.options),
-				"random_shiggy" => commands::random_shiggy::run(&command.data.options).await,
-				"random_teawie" => commands::random_teawie::run(&command.data.options).await,
-				_ => "not implemented :(".to_string(),
-			};
-
-			if let Err(why) = command
-				.create_interaction_response(&ctx.http, |response| {
-					response
-						.kind(InteractionResponseType::ChannelMessageWithSource)
-						.interaction_response_data(|message| message.content(content))
-				})
-				.await
-			{
-				println!("cannot respond to slash command: {why}");
+		error => {
+			if let Err(e) = poise::builtins::on_error(error).await {
+				error!("error while handling an error: {}", e);
 			}
 		}
 	}
-
-	async fn ready(&self, ctx: Context, ready: Ready) {
-		println!("connected as {:?}", ready.user.name);
-
-		let guild_commands =
-			GuildId::set_application_commands(&TEAWIE_GUILD, &ctx.http, |commands| {
-				commands.create_application_command(commands::copypasta::register)
-			})
-			.await;
-
-		println!("registered guild commands: {guild_commands:#?}");
-
-		let commands = Command::set_global_application_commands(&ctx.http, |commands| {
-			commands
-				.create_application_command(commands::ask::register)
-				.create_application_command(commands::bottom::register)
-				.create_application_command(commands::convert::register)
-				.create_application_command(commands::random_lore::register)
-				.create_application_command(commands::random_shiggy::register)
-				.create_application_command(commands::random_teawie::register)
-		})
-		.await;
-
-		println!("registered global commands: {commands:#?}");
-	}
 }
 
 #[tokio::main]
 async fn main() {
-	let framework = StandardFramework::new()
-		.configure(|c| c.prefix("!"))
-		.group(&GENERAL_GROUP);
-
-	let token = std::env::var("TOKEN").expect("couldn't find token in environment.");
-
-	let intents = GatewayIntents::all();
-	let handler = Handler::new();
-
-	let mut client = Client::builder(token, intents)
-		.event_handler(handler)
-		.framework(framework)
-		.await
-		.expect("error creating client");
-
-	if let Err(why) = client.start().await {
-		println!("an error occurred: {:?}", why);
-	}
-}
-
-#[command]
-async fn bing(ctx: &Context, msg: &Message) -> CommandResult {
-	msg.channel_id
-		.send_message(&ctx.http, |m| m.content("bong"))
-		.await?;
-
-	Ok(())
-}
-
-#[command]
-async fn ask(ctx: &Context, msg: &Message) -> CommandResult {
-	let resp = utils::get_random_response();
-	msg.channel_id
-		.send_message(&ctx.http, |m| m.content(resp))
-		.await?;
-
-	Ok(())
-}
-
-#[command]
-async fn random_lore(ctx: &Context, msg: &Message) -> CommandResult {
-	let resp = utils::get_random_lore();
-	msg.channel_id
-		.send_message(&ctx.http, |m| m.content(resp))
-		.await?;
-
-	Ok(())
-}
-
-#[command]
-async fn random_teawie(ctx: &Context, msg: &Message) -> CommandResult {
-	let resp = api::guzzle::get_random_teawie().await;
-	msg.channel_id
-		.send_message(&ctx.http, |m| m.content(resp))
-		.await?;
-
-	Ok(())
-}
-
-#[command]
-async fn teawiespam(ctx: &Context, msg: &Message) -> CommandResult {
-	if !is_guild_allowed(msg.guild_id.unwrap_or_default()) {
-		return Ok(());
-	}
-
-	let resp = "<:teawiesmile:1056438046440042546>".repeat(50);
-
-	msg.channel_id
-		.send_message(&ctx.http, |m| m.content(resp))
-		.await?;
+	env_logger::init();
+	dotenvy::dotenv().unwrap();
+
+	let guild_commands = vec![copypasta::copypasta(), teawiespam::teawiespam()];
+
+	let options = poise::FrameworkOptions {
+		commands: vec![
+			ask::ask(),
+			bing::bing(),
+			bottom::bottom(),
+			convert::convert(),
+			random_lore::random_lore(),
+			random_shiggy::random_shiggy(),
+			random_teawie::random_teawie(),
+			copypasta::copypasta(),
+			teawiespam::teawiespam(),
+		],
+		event_handler: |ctx, event, _, data| {
+			Box::pin(async move {
+				// yes this is dumb. no i don't care.
+				let handler = handler::Handler::new(data.clone());
+				event.clone().dispatch(ctx.clone(), &handler).await;
+				Ok(())
+			})
+		},
+		prefix_options: poise::PrefixFrameworkOptions {
+			prefix: Some("!".into()),
+			edit_tracker: Some(poise::EditTracker::for_timespan(Duration::from_secs(3600))),
+			..Default::default()
+		},
+		on_error: |error| Box::pin(on_error(error)),
+		command_check: Some(|ctx| {
+			Box::pin(async move {
+				Ok(ctx.author().id != ctx.framework().bot_id && ctx.author().id != consts::BOT)
+			})
+		}),
+		..Default::default()
+	};
+
+	let framework = poise::Framework::builder()
+		.options(options)
+		.token(env::var("TOKEN").expect("couldn't find token in environment."))
+		.intents(serentiy::GatewayIntents::all())
+		.setup(|ctx, _ready, framework| {
+			Box::pin(async move {
+				info!("logged in as {}", _ready.user.name);
+
+				poise::builtins::register_globally(ctx, &framework.options().commands).await?;
+				info!("registered global commands!");
+				poise::builtins::register_in_guild(ctx, &guild_commands, TEAWIE_GUILD).await?;
+				info!("registered guild commands!");
+
+				Ok(Data::new())
+			})
+		});
 
-	Ok(())
+	framework.run().await.unwrap()
 }
diff --git a/src/pinboard.rs b/src/pinboard.rs
index 8f01bff..56f53b4 100644
--- a/src/pinboard.rs
+++ b/src/pinboard.rs
@@ -1,7 +1,9 @@
 use crate::utils::{floor_char_boundary, parse_snowflake_from_env, parse_snowflakes_from_env};
-use serenity::model::prelude::*;
-use serenity::prelude::Context;
+use log::*;
+use poise::serenity_prelude::model::prelude::*;
+use poise::serenity_prelude::Context;
 
+#[derive(Clone)]
 pub struct PinBoard {
 	sources: Option<Vec<ChannelId>>,
 	target: ChannelId,
@@ -19,7 +21,8 @@ impl PinBoard {
 	pub async fn handle_pin(&self, ctx: &Context, pin: &ChannelPinsUpdateEvent) {
 		if let Some(sources) = &self.sources {
 			if !sources.contains(&pin.channel_id) {
-				return; // Not on the list of permitted sources
+				warn!("can't access source of pin!");
+				return;
 			}
 		}
 
@@ -104,6 +107,7 @@ async fn guess_pinner(ctx: &Context, pin: &ChannelPinsUpdateEvent) -> Option<Use
 		.map(|first| first.user_id)
 	} else {
 		// TODO: mayyyyybe we can guess who pinned something in a DM...?
+		warn!("couldn't figure out who pinned in {}!", pin.channel_id);
 		None
 	}
 }
diff --git a/src/utils.rs b/src/utils.rs
index c2a2031..8773b14 100644
--- a/src/utils.rs
+++ b/src/utils.rs
@@ -1,11 +1,9 @@
-use crate::consts::{LORE, RESPONSES};
-use bottomify::bottom::{decode_string, encode_string};
-use include_dir::{include_dir, Dir};
-use rand::seq::SliceRandom;
-use std::collections::HashMap;
-use std::vec;
+use crate::consts::*;
+use crate::Error;
 
-const FILES: Dir = include_dir!("src/copypastas");
+use once_cell::sync::Lazy;
+use poise::serenity_prelude::GuildId;
+use rand::seq::SliceRandom;
 
 pub fn parse_snowflake_from_env<T, F: Fn(u64) -> T>(key: &str, f: F) -> Option<T> {
 	std::env::var(key).ok().and_then(|v| v.parse().map(&f).ok())
@@ -21,23 +19,13 @@ pub fn parse_snowflakes_from_env<T, F: Fn(u64) -> T>(key: &str, f: F) -> Option<
 /*
  * chooses a random element from an array
  */
-fn random_choice<const N: usize>(arr: [&str; N]) -> String {
+pub fn random_choice<const N: usize>(arr: [&str; N]) -> Result<String, Error> {
 	let mut rng = rand::thread_rng();
-	let resp = arr.choose(&mut rng).expect("couldn't choose random value!");
-	(*resp).to_string()
-}
-
-/*
- * pub functions to get random elements
- * from our consts
- */
-
-pub fn get_random_response() -> String {
-	random_choice(RESPONSES)
-}
-
-pub fn get_random_lore() -> String {
-	random_choice(LORE)
+	if let Some(resp) = arr.choose(&mut rng) {
+		Ok((*resp).to_string())
+	} else {
+		Err(Into::into("couldn't choose from arr!"))
+	}
 }
 
 // waiting for `round_char_boundary` to stabilize
@@ -54,79 +42,12 @@ pub fn floor_char_boundary(s: &str, index: usize) -> usize {
 		lower_bound + new_index.unwrap()
 	}
 }
-// waiting for `int_roundings` to stabilize
-fn div_ceil(a: usize, b: usize) -> usize {
-	(a + b - 1) / b
-}
-
-/*
- * splits a message into multiple parts so that
- * it can fit discord's character limit
- */
-fn split_msg(mut msg: String) -> Vec<String> {
-	const CHAR_LIMIT: usize = 2000;
-	let mut msgs = Vec::with_capacity(div_ceil(msg.len(), CHAR_LIMIT));
-
-	while msg.len() > CHAR_LIMIT {
-		msgs.push(msg.split_off(floor_char_boundary(&msg, CHAR_LIMIT)));
-	}
-	msgs
-}
-
-/*
- * gets a random copypasta from include/
- */
-pub fn get_copypasta(name: &str) -> Vec<String> {
-	let mut files: HashMap<&str, &str> = HashMap::new();
-
-	for file in FILES.files() {
-		let name = file.path().file_stem().unwrap().to_str().unwrap();
 
-		let contents = file.contents_utf8().unwrap();
+pub fn is_guild_allowed(gid: GuildId) -> bool {
+	static ALLOWED_GUILDS: Lazy<Vec<GuildId>> = Lazy::new(|| {
+		parse_snowflakes_from_env("ALLOWED_GUILDS", GuildId)
+			.unwrap_or_else(|| vec![TEAWIE_GUILD, GuildId(1091969030694375444)])
+	});
 
-		// refer to files by their name w/o extension
-		files.insert(name, contents);
-	}
-
-	if files.contains_key(&name) {
-		let reply = files[name].to_string();
-		split_msg(reply)
-	} else {
-		vec![format!("couldn't find {name:?} in files")]
-	}
-}
-
-/*
- * encodes a message into bottom
- */
-pub fn bottom_encode(msg: &str) -> String {
-	encode_string(&msg)
-}
-
-/*
- * decodes a bottom string into english
- */
-pub fn bottom_decode(msg: &str) -> String {
-	let decoded = decode_string(&msg);
-	match decoded {
-		Ok(ret) => ret,
-		Err(why) => {
-			println!("couldn't decode {msg:?}! ({why:?})");
-			"couldn't decode that! sowwy 🥺".to_string()
-		}
-	}
-}
-
-/*
- * converts celsius to fahrenheit
- */
-pub fn celsius_to_fahrenheit(c: f64) -> f64 {
-	(c * (9.0 / 5.0)) + 32.0
-}
-
-/*
- * converts fahrenheit to celsius
- */
-pub fn fahrenheit_to_celsius(f: f64) -> f64 {
-	(f - 32.0) * (5.0 / 9.0)
+	ALLOWED_GUILDS.contains(&gid)
 }