From 3dc807ed0a78c7f15030e5a739cf66b522e27c04 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: seth Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2023 17:02:42 -0400 Subject: add astral copypasta + include/ -> copypastas/ --- src/copypastas/dvd.txt | 1 + 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+) create mode 100644 src/copypastas/dvd.txt (limited to 'src/copypastas/dvd.txt') diff --git a/src/copypastas/dvd.txt b/src/copypastas/dvd.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..83eb3a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/copypastas/dvd.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up. -- cgit v1.2.3